... I'll just leave the bacon-wrapped asparagus I made for the reception in the car, then...
Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.
Y? Y not Yetis?
It's important to make your expectations clear before tying the knot. We now know who will be the one doing the tying.