Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!
This is how my boyfriend proposed to me! It is a picture of a set of custom G.I. Joes that John made of me and him. Since he has a bad knee he did it this way. In the background there are stormtroopers, iron man, thor, my lego guys, R2D2, C3PO, cobra vipers, and Duke and Scarlett (from G.I. Joe).
Not sure who you should be more worried about crashing your wedding, COBRA or the Galactic Empire. Congratulations and G-IIIIIIIIII JOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!