We saw a similar cake on here months ago and we just had to have it for our wedding. A few minor tweaks and it became ours!
A Transformers engagement ring! Autobots assemble! We gotta get a convoy going to this wedding in case the Decepticons show up.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Well, once you make it to my stomach there'll be no choice, really. Resistance is futile.