Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!
This is my marriage proposal video to the love of my life. I cant imagine anyone telling us we cannot get married!
Turning your proposal into a club track complete with marching band? The proposal bar has just been raised so high I can't even see it anymore. Sorry anybody who was going to pop the question today. Back to the drawing board.
Editor's note: contains mild foul language.