I bet they all fought over who gets to be the exclamation point.
The controversial Archie Comics issue in which gay character Kevin Keller marries his boyfriend has completely sold out. This is despite anti-gay group One Million Moms threatening boycott on Toys 'R' Us if they refused to pull it from shelves. Sorry Moms, but you might want to consider changing your organization's name to "Bigoted Childowners Who Over-Exaggerate Their Numbers." Congratulations Kevin!
Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!