Well, to be fair so are the rest of these post-wedding revelers. Especially our helpful narrator-cameraman who points out, YOU FELL IN THE POOL. Because, you know, she might not have realized that herself.
Marriage proposal on a live uStream event hosted by Starmen.net
Come for the worst/best Jay-Z impression, stay for the even worser/better Wyclef John one.
Much known fact: dogs are always honest about their feelings towards everyone.
Maybe they should have used Lana Del Rey's Video Games after the orchestral Mario theme. But on second thought, they wanted a fun wedding, not a downer pout-fest.