If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
The most elaborate groomsmen invite ever: stop-motion video & custom website with personal video invites. Amazing. It's by the guy who "stopped time" (http://wedinator.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/21/sheer-awesome-video-marriage-proposal-frozen-in-time/)
Submitter butterflyperception pointed out that this is most likely an arranged marriage. While that's troubling in itself, I have to admit my first thought was, "those two are gonna have some really uncoordinated children." Or hey, genes work in mysterious ways. Maybe we're looking at the parents of the next Roger Federer.