Tina Turner herself would stand up and applaud.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Uh oh, we've got a bewitching on our hands. I can tell by the scenarios and from seeing quite a few bewitchings in my day.
Darn hippies are so romantic sometimes.
Maybe they should have used Lana Del Rey's Video Games after the orchestral Mario theme. But on second thought, they wanted a fun wedding, not a downer pout-fest.
Hope that buffet caprese salad was worth ruining the moment!