Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!
If you're going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
Christina proposes to girlfriend Alicia at last night's hockey game between the Ottawa Senators and Toronto Maple Leafs. Now stop all this loving and let the players get to fighting already.
There's more than one reaction in this experiment.
Much, much more useful than your 4-year-old nephew. Also arguably cuter?