...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber
My money's on "FAT 383!"
Remember ladies, sharing this on your sig other's Facebook timeline is not considered subtle.
I'm a HUGE Sailor Moon fan (fat pun unintended), so I forced my bridesmaids to wear different colored sashes on their dresses and pose like the Scouts do. The flower girl is there merely to be adorbz.
So you're about to be a husband/wife/father/mother. You know what's a great idea? Getting drunk and playing with firearms!