Sure, I can explain this picture. It's not a bride wailing in dismay at her groom puckering up to kiss another lady. Obviously, somebody just tossed an M&M her way and she's gotta catch it.
New wedding event... bridesmaid powerlifting.
Powermaid is also useful for cutting people off at the open bar. Can she also be hired for birthdays and other events?
... They have to wear comically oversized shades! Or else I'm just really out of touch and these are what all the kids are wearing to Bonaroo.
Here's where she meets prince charming. But she won't discover that it's him 'till chapter threeeeeeeeeeee!
(That song is now stuck in your head too.)