So you're about to be a husband/wife/father/mother. You know what's a great idea? Getting drunk and playing with firearms!
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?
One of these layers is not like the others...