East Texas Proposal: "Nothing says I love you more than proposing on a Exxon sign"
Want to be proposed to by your sweetheart at Pizza Hut Headquarters on Valentine's Day? I know, it's my dream too! And for just $10,010, Pizza Hut wants to help you tie the cheezy breadstick knot with all these amenities:
· Limo service. · A ruby engagement ring. · A bouquet of flowers. · A personal fireworks display. · A professional photographer. · A professional videographer. · And last but not least, a Pizza Hut $10 Dinner Box, which contains "a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box."
Honestly, I don't even care who proposes. I'll say "yes" to anyone who brings me pizza.
When my great-grandmother got married, her husband's father had just passed and they wore mourning clothes to the wedding. Per family legend, the bride snagged a bright red feather from someone else's hat and defiantly put it on right before the photo was taken!
Sassy great grandmas are the reason us wiminz vote and run for office in these modern times. Thanks!