I always say it's better to be sawing logs in the forest than in bed! Ha-HA! Good joke, right? Get it? Snoring? Oooh, crickets! Where did you guys come from?

Let the Doctor help escort you down the aisle!

The only merit badge I ever earned was in snark...

I'm getting warmer just looking at this!

I would write a blurb for this but the only thing that comes to mind is, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

Hey Prince Eric, stop showing off that you've got knees! That's all she ever wanted!!

And nary a portal shall ever separate them.