Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
It took me two hours to figure out why none of my posts had writing and why my fingers were suddenly so delicious today.
Without passing judgement, this dress beings to mind those handkerchiefs magicians pull out of their hats. Not judgin' just sayin'!
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