Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
My friend had a geeky wedding, this was his tie clip.
Honestly, I would have just taken it for a very elaborate hair clip.