Rub For Good Luck

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Rub For Good Luck
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Actually I'm not sure if a bride rubbing a turtle on her wedding day is lucky or not, but it can't hurt!

What? No Cigars?

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What? No Cigars?
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we got married on April Fools Day, so we slipped on some groucho marx glasses after we exchanged rings.

On second thought that was thoughtful of you to exclude them. It was an indoor ceremony, after all!