Who says you can't be a frog AND a prince at the same time?
It has no place in Victorian society! But history be damned!
Highs and lows at the OXXO.
One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
I would write a blurb for this but the only thing that comes to mind is, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...