Assimilate in My Mouth

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Well, once you make it to my stomach there'll be no choice, really. Resistance is futile.

Elevation

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Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.

Prison Break

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Sure, not everyone's closest friends are criminal delinquents. But when it's your special day, EVERY bridesmaid can look like she just broke out of jail!