We even got free chips!

The best part? Their sandwiches have less calories than that bouquet. Thanks Jared!

Of course this reminds me that the last time I was in an In-n-Out Burger I had no idea how to order anything.

... As an internet burger, I am deeply shamed by this memory.

Want to be proposed to by your sweetheart at Pizza Hut Headquarters on Valentine's Day? I know, it's my dream too! And for just $10,010, Pizza Hut wants to help you tie the cheezy breadstick knot with all these amenities:

· Limo service. · A ruby engagement ring. · A bouquet of flowers. · A personal fireworks display. · A professional photographer. · A professional videographer. · And last but not least, a Pizza Hut $10 Dinner Box, which contains "a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box."

Honestly, I don't even care who proposes. I'll say "yes" to anyone who brings me pizza.

Obviously this was my favorite commercial from yesterday's Super Bowl.

Or, it would be a nice day for getting married at a medieval-themed burger chain if some guy wasn't MURDERING the Billy Idol song "White Wedding" in the background. I mean, get married in a fast food joint if that's your thing, but leave Billy Idol alone!