Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
What? She can get up on her own!
FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.
Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.