Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Till death us do part
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
What? She can get up on her own!