You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...
Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!