Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Darn chipmunks and squirrels! You're supposed to be prancing about and singing, not tripping the cameraman!
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Till death us do part
Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!
What? She can get up on her own!