You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.
Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.