You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.
What? She can get up on her own!