He assumes the fetal position so well... maybe this isn't the first time he's been rescued.
Also seasonally appropriate!
Allyson says: "After 5 years of dating, we figured what everyone's reaction was going to be. We figured we might as well say it for everyone... 'ABOUT DAMN TIME!'"
I met my fiancée at a bus stop, then proposed to her five years later in the same place. This was our wedding invitation, originally in Flash so people could RSVP through it.