Quit playing games with my heart. Unless it's Scrabble.

Unless you meant it to be an engagement collar, that won't fit her 1-pixel wide fingers...

In terms of geek engagements, Pokémon is to early-twenty-somethings what Zelda is to people old and moldy like me.

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Another tragic victim of the double-surprise. People, please remember to stagger the springing of joyous news upon loved ones. Sudden birthday parties immediately followed by sudden proposals is a recipe for fainting.

I met my fiancée at a bus stop, then proposed to her five years later in the same place. This was our wedding invitation, originally in Flash so people could RSVP through it.