He assumes the fetal position so well... maybe this isn't the first time he's been rescued.
In terms of geek engagements, Pokémon is to early-twenty-somethings what Zelda is to people old and moldy like me.
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How cool would it be to smash through a giant skylight into your own wedding?
Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero?
When your groom is this good at zombie makeup, you put those talents to good use!