Koodos for trying, though.
I hack Super Mario World into a new game to ask my girl friend to marry me.
Kira says: "My Grandma and Grandpa's Engagement photo from 1945. They are still married and are going to be celebrating their 67th anniversary this April."
Allyson says: "After 5 years of dating, we figured what everyone's reaction was going to be. We figured we might as well say it for everyone... 'ABOUT DAMN TIME!'"
Jonathan proposes to Dana; the "winner" of the ugly sweater contest