Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Uh, no pressure or anything...
Thanks Art of Trolling!
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.