What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
It's super effective!!
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!