On the bright side, these guests don't eat a lot. However, good luck being the center of attention at your own wedding!
Truly a miracle of nature.
"When the Death Star hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's the force, ehhhhh?"
(Sorry about that one.)
Look, all I'm saying is I'm not sure if you really want to invite Jughead to your wedding. We all know he's on something. Check out the rest of these Archie Comics engagement photos here.
Yes, oh yes. This is a "Twilight" engagement photo shoot. Honestly honey, if you found a guy actually willing to go along with this, you'd better hold on to him tight.