This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.

When you spend that much money on a piece of work, you show it off as often as you can!

Do you have an 18-inch waist and a love of history? This may be the dress for you!

One of these things is not like the others......

She's got the monochromatic blues. Which I guess isn't really the blues then... the greys?

After jumping the sword with my husband, my belt slipped off. And because we'd just had our handfasting, we couldn't fix it without help from someone in the audience! -_-

Your magic belt just thought it was much (much) later in the evening and was trying to help you out. Oh magic belt, sexytimes come later!

Ninja groom attempts to disguise unzipping dress with cute hand gesture...