Why u stealin mom's clothes?
We all need a little help sometimes. It's a good chance to get back at your siblings for the years of abuse.
She's like a giant wedding day present!
Do you have an 18-inch waist and a love of history? This may be the dress for you!
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.
That is some pretty complicated underwear. Where's your dress? Is that why you look so flustered?