Inspired by the wedding of the century.
Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Who's a fancy boy? Huh? Huh? Who's fancy today? You are! Yes you are! smooch noises
Yeaahhh. Sounds just as ridiculous when typed out as when I actually talk to dogs.
Don't despair, doggy marriages have been legal in the UK since the '50s!