Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.

Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!

Heidi Klum and Seal to Split

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Heidi Klum and Seal to Split
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The rumors have been a-flying since Friday, but now it's been confirmed--Heidi Klum and Seal, seemingly one of the most solid celebrity couples, are set to divorce. This morning they released the following joint statement:

'While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate. 'We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. 'This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition. 'We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy.'

Well folks, that's it. I... I just don't believe in love anymore if Heidi and Seal and their multiple vow renewals can't make it work.