The happiest day of your life in the happiest place on earth sounds like a pretty good deal.
Sure you can have a free Disney wedding... but you must adhere to our strictly ridiculous dress code on premises...
A marriage proposal facilitated by a sassy talking trash can! It's like your loud, annoying friend you can't get rid of. Only now that friend's a robot. At Disney World. ... Yes.
Here's where she meets prince charming. But she won't discover that it's him 'till chapter threeeeeeeeeeee!
(That song is now stuck in your head too.)