My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.
Raising the wedding expectations of little girls since 1923.
On the bright side, these guests don't eat a lot. However, good luck being the center of attention at your own wedding!
I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/