Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.

A marriage proposal facilitated by a sassy talking trash can! It's like your loud, annoying friend you can't get rid of. Only now that friend's a robot. At Disney World. ... Yes.

My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!