On the bright side, these guests don't eat a lot. However, good luck being the center of attention at your own wedding!
Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.