My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!

Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.

TiffinyKaye says: "Proposing in front of the castle in Disney World is so yesterday. My fiancé took me entirely off guard by proposing to me in our favorite of the Disney World parks. It is our hope to go back for our wedding!"

A marriage proposal facilitated by a sassy talking trash can! It's like your loud, annoying friend you can't get rid of. Only now that friend's a robot. At Disney World. ... Yes.