I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/
Hey Prince Eric, stop showing off that you've got knees! That's all she ever wanted!!
Sure you can have a free Disney wedding... but you must adhere to our strictly ridiculous dress code on premises...
Here's where she meets prince charming. But she won't discover that it's him 'till chapter threeeeeeeeeeee!
(That song is now stuck in your head too.)