Tina Turner herself would stand up and applaud.
OK, OK, so I know sometimes wedding dancing can be painful. But you're not supposed to make it look painful. This guy looks like he's watching a 6-car pileup unfold near the DJ.
Kimberley says: "My Border Collie, Brae, was very jealous that he wasn't included in the first dance."
When weddings are crashed by the tiniest of attendants
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
What does this have to do with weddings? Watch until the end!