You may now toss your bride into the water.
No one likes to cut a rug with the handsome young'uns more than Gram!
OK, OK, so I know sometimes wedding dancing can be painful. But you're not supposed to make it look painful. This guy looks like he's watching a 6-car pileup unfold near the DJ.
Look classy, dance silly.
Hey man, if you don't book your location far enough in advance during peak wedding season, you may be forced to take drastic measures.