A sweet surprise is always made sweeter with sparklers.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
The bonk over the head with the cardboard axe was perfect.
Even if your favorite authors are no longer with us, you can still have them present at your wedding.
You don't need to break the bank to warm your guests' hearts.