When your wedding crosses paths with the naked bike ride you just roll with it. Excellent photo-op!
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.