That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!
When your wedding crosses paths with the naked bike ride you just roll with it. Excellent photo-op!
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?
I don't know how your delicate little neck is supporting all that fake hair but kudos!