Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
This couple who are both over 100 years old have been married 88 years but never had any wedding portraits. Now they do! Looking as lovely as ever!
Kodak may have invented film, but these two perfected it.
Smeezle says: "We weren't content just to watch the display, we wanted to play with the pretty fire too!"
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!