That's one way to rise to the special occasion.

Editor's Note: Contains foul language.

The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.

A celestial celebration.

Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?

RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!

Russ Maschmeyer and Jessica Hische created this amazing website to celebrate their engagement! "Then the internet brought them together..." As someone who works on the internet I feel obliged to say, all hail the glorious internet! CSS Cupid and Computer Couple Connector!

Kodak may have invented film, but these two perfected it.