Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Are we sure we should be seeing this? Seems a little kinky.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Hot damn, these two have sass for days! The shoes! Give me the shoes!
You don't need to break the bank to warm your guests' hearts.
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!