Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!
Hot damn, these two have sass for days! The shoes! Give me the shoes!
Kodak may have invented film, but these two perfected it.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?