Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!
Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
You don't need to break the bank to warm your guests' hearts.