Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Hot damn, these two have sass for days! The shoes! Give me the shoes!
Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!