Are we sure we should be seeing this? Seems a little kinky.
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?
A celestial celebration.