Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.
Are we sure we should be seeing this? Seems a little kinky.
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere