Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!