Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!
We were wandering around taking pics and all of a sudden, boom, there's batman walking down the street! We yelled to him for a photo-op and he went and got Cat Woman, Joker, Harley Quinn and the two hench men! Best part: the groom's favorite comic book is batman.