There's always one guy like Brad at every wedding.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Excitement may cause temporary weightlessness.
That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.
Jammies for great justice.