There is a low-flying children advisory in effect for this reception.
Thrifty flower girl understands that with the price of posies in this economy, you can't just throw them on the ground! Attagirl!
When weddings are crashed by the tiniest of attendants
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
That's not just an "I'm bored" yawn, that's a "get me out of here right now" one. I foresee crying within an hour.