Til Bluescreen Do Us Part

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Do you think they programmed robots to perform the first dance for them?

Calm Yourself, Man

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Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.

Kiss the Ground

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He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.