Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
Do you think they programmed robots to perform the first dance for them?
Ugh, Barry, always the attention hog.
He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.