When it comes to the love of your life, leave nothing to chance.
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!