No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
When it comes to the love of your life, leave nothing to chance.