No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.