Weddings are a Drag

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Weddings are a Drag
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...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber

My money's on "FAT 383!"

She's a Wreck

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She's a Wreck
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Actually, legend has it that my parents went on a date to the junk yard early on in their relationship. Maybe they're good luck for relationships?

Just Marryd

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Just Marryd
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Well, they trYd to fix it.

Oh English language, you so difficult.